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It's Taco Tuesday, amigo!
Know what goes down easier than a perfectly seasoned al pastor?
A 1-pager.
Know what doesn't?
Your 55-slide deck.
That PowerPoint monstrosity is like ordering 47 hard-shell tacos...
When your exec only has time for one soft taco.
They take one look and go "I'm full."
Delete
While you spent all night adding slide transitions...
(Like putting gold flakes on refried beans)
Your competitor sent something executives actually WANT to consume.
ONE. PAGE.
Bite-sized.
Digestible.
Forwardable.
Like the perfect taco. 🌮
And just like Taco Tuesday brings people together...
Their 1-pager brought the C-suite together.
Around YOUR deal.
That they just won.
cries in guacamole
Look, today only (because it's Taco Tuesday)...
I'm serving up something special.
The El Jefe Template Pack 🌮
(That's "The Boss Pack" for you non-taco-eating folks)
5 executive templates spicier than habanero salsa:
🌶️ Executive Business Case (reaches the $$ faster than you can say "más queso")
🌶️ C-Suite Value Proposition (gets forwarded like a secret taco truck location)
🌶️ Board-Ready ROI Calculator (CFO approved like abuela's recipe)
🌶️ CFO Financial Summary (unlocks budget like hot sauce unlocks flavor)
🌶️ Strategic Initiative Alignment (makes you the hero of the fiesta)
Each template is perfectly seasoned for executive consumption.
No filler.
No fluff.
Just the good stuff.
Like a taco done right.
Here's your Taco Tuesday choice:
Keep serving up those 55-slide-deck-burritos nobody can finish.
Watch executives push them aside like soggy nachos.
Wonder why your deals are getting cold.
OR...
Join the 1-pager revolution.
Start serving content executives actually crave.
Get responses faster than you can say "dos tacos por favor."
TACO TUESDAY SPECIAL 🎉
Today only, because tacos make everything better:
Get all 5 templates
Plus bonus "Taco Tuesday Follow-Up Formula"
Plus my secret "Salsa Strategy" for exec engagement
All for less than your lunch at Chipotle.
But hurry...
Like the best taco truck in town, this deal disappears at midnight.
Don't let your deals die like yesterday's leftover tacos.
Make them sizzle like fajitas on a hot plate.
¡Vámonos!
-Andy
P.S. True story: An exec told me last week they ONLY read sales content on Tuesdays. Why? "It's Taco Tuesday - I'm already in a good mood." Strike while the salsa's hot.
P.P.S. Your competitor already bought this pack. They're having tacos to celebrate their closed deals. You're eating sad desk salad. Time to change that.
P.P.P.S. Every slide in your deck = one less taco your exec has time to eat. Do the math. Choose tacos. Choose 1-pagers. Choose victory. 🌮