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Andy Mewborn
August 03, 2023
Good morning to everyone except the people who are too cool to dance on the dancefloor ☠️
Speaking of dancing… We’ve got two events coming up:
1. LIVE Salsa Dance Lesson with Alex (presented by Distribute)
2. Come Make A Lead Magnet With Me
"#1 Newsletter of the Year" 🏆️ -Andy’s Wife
😱 ANDY REACTS
Eyeball-Scanning for Crypto? Privacy Regulators Can't Blink at Worldcoin's Peculiar Pitch
Get a load of this...
Sam Altman's eye-scanning orb has caught more than just retinas - it's caught the attention of privacy regulators! 👀🔍
Yes, folks, Worldcoin...
You know, that project of the OpenAI CEO's that involves giving away cryptocurrency in exchange for creating a unique digital ID by scanning your eyeballs...
It's received over 2 million sign-ups!
But hold on to your glasses...
It seems to be causing quite the regulatory squint!
Our friends in Kenya recently put the scans on pause...
And regulators in France, Germany, and the UK have opened up their own investigative eyes! 👀🔍
But wait, there's more...
There are plans afoot to let governments and businesses use Worldcoin’s ID verification tech.
Bit like offering a sneak peek into your customer's preferences, ain't it?
Yet, the project is currently not operating in the U.S...
Why, you ask?
Well, let's just say the legal status of crypto here is as clear as mud!
Keep those eyes open, GTMers, and your data even more so!
☠️ ANDY’S DEADLY DOODLES
FROM OUR PARTNERS
LeadIQ is hiring
LeadIQ is hiring Sales Development Representatives and Mid Market Account Executives! If you are interested please see the links to apply + hiring manager info below.
Learn more about LeadIQ on G2 here.
Sales Development Application (Denver, Hybrid in office & remote)
Hiring Manager- Alex Carlson, LinkedIn Profile
Mid Market AE Application (Remote, available states on application)
Hiring Manager- Brandon Kane, LinkedIn Profile
💀 Issue #100-and-something 💀
GENIE IN A BOTTLE: The Magic Product Promise We All NEED!
Who among us hasn't dreamed of having a MAGIC GENIE?
One that doesn't just grant three wishes...
But takes care of ALL your tasks!
POOF!
Your TO-DO list? Gone.
Now, that's MAGIC.
You BUY A PRODUCT and they shout, 'We're 10x BETTER!'
Sounds tempting, right?
But then reality kicks in...
What about the REAL STUFF?
Like HANDLING my old contracts.
Or SWITCHING my data over.
Not to mention TRAINING my team!
Where's the magic for THAT?
Why can't someone just wave their magic wand and say...
'WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!'
Is it too much to ask for a little...
Peace of mind?
For a product that doesn't just PROMISE...
But DELIVERS?
That's the MAGIC we all need.
A genie that doesn't just promise more wishes...
But takes care of what really matters.
So let's wish for THAT!
VAMOS,
Andy
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That’s a wrap for today amigos. Eat your tacos and see you tomorrow! If you want more, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@andymewborn) or LinkedIn.
What did you think of today’s edition? (anonymous)
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