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Utah's Great VPN Rush: Unblocking the Unmentionables!

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, the internet is a wild and wacky place, and it just keeps getting weirder. You know what's got everyone in Utah frantically Googling these days? VPNs! That's right, folks, "VPN" searches have skyrocketed in Utah, and it's all because of one website – you guessed it, Pornhub.

You see, Utah's new age restriction law requires adult sites to verify users are over 18. In protest, MindGeek's sites, including Pornhub, decided to block access from Utah IP addresses. It's like a game of cat and mouse, or should I say, beaver and moose? I don't know, I'm not a zoologist.

But, seriously, can you imagine the conversations happening in Utah right now?

• "Hey, buddy, did you hear about the new law? We can't watch adult content anymore!"

• And then, their friend, a self-proclaimed tech guru, responds, "Fear not, my friend! With the power of a VPN, we shall overcome this digital oppression!"

It reminds me of that one time when I was living in a shared apartment, and my roommate set up parental controls on the Wi-Fi. I mean, we were both adults! But he didn't want me binge-watching cat videos at 2 a.m. So, what did I do? Got myself a VPN, of course, and watched all the cat videos I wanted. It's all about adaptability, my friends!

Now, I'm just waiting for the local businesses in Utah to catch on to this trend. Can't you just see the billboards?

• "Tired of internet restrictions? Try our VPN-friendly coffee shop! Free Wi-Fi, unlimited access, and all the espresso you can handle!"

Talk about a selling point!

So, there you have it, folks. Whether it's VPNs in Utah or finding creative ways to watch cat videos, the internet is a constantly changing landscape. But hey, at least we'll never run out of things to talk – or laugh – about!

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Unleash Your Inner Lobster: Embrace Change and Grow

Let me tell you about my latest obsession: lobsters.

Yes, you read that right – those delectable, red sea creatures have captured my heart, and not just for their culinary charm.

The Lobster's Secret to Growth

You see, I recently discovered that a lobster can only grow as big as its shell will allow. It's like living in a studio apartment with a rapidly expanding collection of vintage teacups – at some point, you're going to run out of space. And that got me thinking, how often do we humans find ourselves trapped in our own metaphorical shells?

My Own Shell-Shedding Experience

Last summer, I took up knitting as a way to pass the time. My friends, who were into more "exciting" hobbies like skydiving and salsa dancing, teased me relentlessly for it. But I'll tell you this: my shell was a cozy, woolen cocoon, and I was perfectly content. That is, until I realized I was limiting myself.

Just like our clawed friends, we sometimes need to shed our old shells to grow. For me, that meant putting down the knitting needles and trying something new. I joined a local soccer league, even though I hadn't kicked a ball since middle school. It was terrifying, exhilarating, and downright hilarious (let's just say my athletic prowess leaves much to be desired).

Lessons Learned from Our Crustacean Comrades

And that's what this post is all about. It's not about lobsters, per se, but about what we can learn from them. We all have shells that limit our potential – be it our comfort zones, self-doubt, or fear of trying new things. But if we want to grow, we have one option: shed the old shell and create a bigger one.

So, what's your lobster-inspired challenge?

• Maybe it's learning a new language

• Starting a business

• Joining that pottery class you've always wanted to try

Whatever it is, don't be afraid to molt and evolve. After all, the world is your oyster (or in this case, lobster).

Embrace Change and Grow into Your Full Potential

As we part ways, remember this: The next time you're feeling stuck or limited in life, channel your inner lobster. Embrace change, shed your shell, and grow into your full potential. Because, unlike lobsters, we humans have the unique ability to redefine our boundaries and create new opportunities for ourselves.

Now, go on and get crackin'!

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That’s a wrap for today amigos. Eat your tacos and see you tomorrow! If you want more, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@andymewborn) or LinkedIn.

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